It's Not My Asphalt!
It's Not My Asphalt! Title Card
Season №: Season 2
Season episode №: 9b
Overall episode №: 35b
Original airdate: 3/26/14
Airing Time: 8:30 p.m.
Directed by: Rod Amador
Written by: Patrick Andrew O'Connor
Storyboard: Darren Taylor
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It's Not My Asphalt is the second half of the ninth episode of the second season of Wild Grinders, and the second half of the 35th episode overall.


Goggles invents "smart" asphalt, but it's so smart, it morphs into an asphalt monster that causes trouble for the Grinders


The episodes begins with Jay Jay's wipeout of pebbles. The other Grinders, such as Lil Rob and Emo Crys, get to try this most annoying pebble challenge, but they have failed. In order to comfort their worries, Goggles develops an anthropomorphic concrete creature, dubbed as the Smarshphalt. The Grinders try to summon it, and it successfully works.

After the Grinders have their time with Smarshphalt, it transforms itself into a large rock figure to attack the Grinders. The reason why the Smarshphalt is evil is that Goggles mistakenly bought the evil asphalt. Smarshphalt chases the Grinders, and starts wrecking Sprawl City, especially Gene and Patty.

Meanwhile, Stubford Hucksteball carries a lengthy party sub, so he can eat it by himself, but the Smarshphalt bullies him. The Grinders wield a massive cheese with holes, to grab the concrete creature's attention. Denise finds the Smarshphalt, as it infatuated with her. The Grinders spots Denise with the Smarshphalt on top of the Fro-Yo building. Sadly, the Smarshphalt abandons Denise, and instead flirts with her yogurt. The Grinders think that the ice cream was the creature's weak spot, before grabbing their hover boards and "Fro-Yo" guns to defeat the Smarshphalt. The Grinders' hypothesis is stated to be wrong, as the Smarshphalt revives, but with a yellow color. The Grinders wield the spoons to break it apart, but its body is definitely too rough to break in. The Grinders retreated, but the pebbles are managed to destroy the Smarshphalt once and for all. Before the conclusion, Denise finds herself a new "monster crush", Bigfoot; regardless of her flirt, Bigfoot also falls in love with the ice cream, and leaves Denise heartbroken.


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Major EventsEdit

  • The Smarshphalt makes it first appearance.
  • The Hover Board from the toyline makes its first appearance.